How to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
insanity.......Pass this on to someone to make them smile.

Awesome...thanks

(scary thing...I have actually done some of these...and I am not telling which ones!!)

ha rick! I'm curious now..
these are so funny!

Rick, I'm very curious! lol

Oh come on Rick, tell us!!

Spill, Rick!

Those are so funny. One that I remember that seems to fit with this list is to say, "That's what YOU think!" after anyone says anything.

funny :)

I love these. My favorite is #5. I don't drink coffee, but everyone else here at work seems to be addicted to it. For once, I would love to try this. (I can't though, because we have one of those new-fangled machines that makes one packet at a time. Impossible to make any kind of a switch.)

I did page myself over the intercom once. The reaction was great.

I thought #6 was supposed to say "for sexual favors" :rotfl:

I've done the Zoo one =]
Me and my friends.
Its quite fun =]

This made me laugh

I've got to try that..imagine the reactions!

if you asked for that I'd give you a water with splenda:p

LMAO!

Thank you, Sapphire (my birth stone). I needed that. :)

.....How to maintain a healthy level of insanity?

read 'Idol Star Yamin Lobbies For Research' thread at least once a day...madness.