Switched Genders? It just happened. Right when you clicked on this thread. If you were male, you're now female. If you were female, you're now male. Furthermore, you are now the hottest example of the opposite sex that you can personally imagine (this is to avoid lots of arguing over "am I an ugly girl/pretty boy?").

What's the first thing you're going to do? I got this from another place.

Hee! Okay, this is a little crass, but the first thing I would do is pee standing up. I've always been kind of jealous of that...

:rotfl:

go play football.

Burn all my bras.

walk along the beach without a shirt on. no tan lines! oh.. the wonders..

Just a suggestion:

Maybe we can change the title of this thread to "What Would You Do If...?"

Also, the last poster gets to ask another question, not the same question that they answered.

lol ok

what would you do if you were suddenly walking next to Elliott?

Faint. :thud:

What would you do if your dog ate your science project that you spent days on?

I would tell the teacher and then have the entire class laugh AT me lol.

What would you do differently to make this country better if you woke up as the President of the US?

I would pay more attention to the suggestions of other countries and other leaders..

What would you do if you only had 1 day to live?

eat unbelievable quanitities of everything, probably hunt down and slap the faces of a few people on my $hit list- for kicks, and maybe blow some stuff up...


What Would You Do If you woke up on the floor and all your furniture had been affixed the ceiling?

first i would look around for a few... in shock. Then i would run outside.. and see what else wasn't right. Then I would make some calls.. I would probably cry, assuming that I had gone crazy.

What would you do if you had a thud thread named for you?

I would be too curious and I would go inside, despite my better judgement. I would be flattered by the first few pages, intrigued by the next few, made uncomfortable by the next few, and then so thoroughly freaked out by the next few that I would get out of there and never return!


What would you do if you learned all my secrets?

feel special that you told them to me, and write a tell all book entitled "H-Bomb.. behind the awesomeness"

what would you do if you found out kat was your third cousin?

get her to come to a family function.. and have her be my in to E. lol


what would you do if someone summoned a winter to last 100 years?

be thrilled b/c I love winter best! Although, I would miss my tan, but I figure I would adjust to the cold so I'd be able to tan in the snow!


What would you do if you found out you were related to Elliott through some distant cousin?

Feel disgusted that I think a member of my family is really hot...


What would you do if the world ran out of gas?

well, its going to, so walk?
haha


what would you do if you were left on this world with only a male family member and the existence of the world depended on you?

seeing as my only male family members are my father and my son...I would let the human race die off.



What would you do if you found out you were pregnant right now?

I would be shocked and confused.. then scared. there's too much going on right now.

what would you do if there was a ghost behind you right now?

Scream at the top of my lungs and take off running then call my friends to tell them and probably get laughed at for them not believing me.

If you could own any pet in the world, any type of animal, what would it be and why?

A monkey!!! I love monkeys!!! They're so cute and playful.

If you could choose to have any job right now (if you aren't good at that job, you are now), what would it be?

i agree with Becket?..........i would so pee standing up and pee out the back door, my lil bros do that they wake up walk past the bathroom to the back door and pee out of it.

I would love to be a women's health nurse practiioner.. im in school for nursing right now.. and i will get there eventually!!

What would you do if you were granted 1 wish with no restrictions excepting wishing for more wishes?

I would wish for all the money I would ever need (like a weekly paycheck) so I could do whatever I want and make sure my family is always cared for.


sorry I forgot to add a thing...

What would you do if you couldn't read?

I would have someone teach me. yay literacy!

what would you do if you lost your hearing?

I know some sign language (go college!) so I would learn the rest and be happy that I live in Rochester, NY the capital of deafness.


What would you do if you woke up blind?

well.. when i first woke up i would freak out...
then i would have to adjust to life.. I'm not going to lie i would be devasted for a long time since i wouldn't be able to reach my career goals anymore.

What would you go if it snowed tomorrow?

get my snowboard out of the closet and get to it...



what would you do if they cancelled the American Idol tour?

I'd be somewhat mad for you guys, but I'm not going so it wouldn't bug me TONS, but still quite a bit.

If you had to listen to one song on repeat all day, what would it be?

today...Mario Vazquez - Gallery (I loved him so much)



Who was your favorite Season 4 idol?

Carrie, although Anwar was a close second. ^_^

What would you do if an angry llama came out of your computer, scolding you for posting on this forum? :P

slapped it and told it to go away....lol


what would you do if you were stranded in the middle of nowhere with no food, water, ect. ?

Walk to the nearest trace of civilization and ask for directions back home.

What would you do if Elliott showed up at your door right now with a single rose? :D

I would take him to go sing some karaoke with me!


What would you do if you woke up dead :lol: (who would you haunt?)

My daughters idiotic geometry teacher. The woman doesn't just have issues, she's got a whole dang subscription!!!



What would you do if your neighbor painted his house purple with pink spots!

:rotfl: on both your answer and question.

I'd be glad that someone actully doesn't care what others think of them.

Now what would you do if your neighbor painted your house purple with pink spots?

I would paint their house Fire engine red with black shudders.

what would you do if you were found guilty of a crime you did not commit?

Fire my lawyer and plead insanity! :blink:



What would you do if your spouse threw you a surprise 50th b'day party (when it's only your 48th)?