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Someone posted this on the William Shatner board tonight regarding the downfall of The VOTE BOTS! (fans of Shatner) A MUST READ! Whoever did this is very talented! Here ya go!
For days, the Enterprise has been battling unknown foes left and right.
We have exchanged blows with hostile troll ships and galactic idols.
Our allies from the seventh heaven and the DJE sector have abandoned us.
Our automated bots have failed and we have nearly exhausted our main phaser banks.
Most of our crew members have fled the Enterprise, leaving only those on battle stations to defend it.
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Troll: Your Romulan cloak shield has been neutralized. Prepare for a photon torpedo strike. Losers!
Scotty: She can't take much more, Cap'n!
Sulu: Captain! Another vessel is approaching!
Kirk: Uhura, contact Star Fleet Command. We are about to be attacked by a space train.
Uhura: Captain, the flying train is trying to contact us. They call themselves the E-Train.
Spock: Fascinating!
Kirk: The odds are against us and the situation is grim.
McCoy: For the love of God, Jim. Do something!!
Kirk: We may go up in the biggest ball of fire since the last sun in these parts exploded. But we've got to take that one-in-ten-thousand chance!
Chekov: We can't last!! We'll be overtaken by tomorrow!!! What do we do Captain!!??
Kirk: Someone slap Chekov, he's experiencing Cardassian hysteria. Open a channel. We'll talk to them.
Uhura: Captain, the Commander of the E-Train is signaling. They wish to discuss terms of our surrender.
Kirk: Mr. Spock, your assessement. What's the best course? Should we su-ren-der? Spock?
Spock: I believe we're in what humans call "Deep Poo" captain.
Kirk: Desperate times, crew. Break out the spandex shorts. It's time we space jam and do the time-warp.
McCoy: Spock can't time-warp dance Captain, it will kill him! Too much emotion for a Vulcan.
Kirk: Reduce speed. My God, Spock, it's the E-Train. Look at the size of it.
Kirk: Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!
McCoy: Aaaaah! What is that... it's unbearable... no human can tolerate that noise....
Uhura: Sir, the E-Train has infiltrated our speakers. It's... it's... Moody's Mood for Love!
<long blackout>
Kirk: Emergency lights! Spock! Uhura! Mr. Sulu! How long were we out?
Chekov: Over three hours, sir! The singing man had us all mesmerized.
Kirk: Damage report! What is the location of the E-Train?
Spock: They have dropped out of warp, but will intercept us in approximately four hours.
Kirk: Yellow alert! Shields up. Helm, reduce closing speed!
Scotty: We're losing auxiliary power, Captain! It's no use. We're dead in space.
Elliott Fan: You guys are great!!!! Good morning from E-Train......
Transporter Room: Captain, a member of the E-Train just beamed aboard! They seem friendly, sir.
Kirk: Careful, Scotty. If he has the deadly vibrato weapon, beam him off the Enterprise immediately!
Spock: Jim, the only logical thing we can do is sit and wait for the E-Train.
Kirk: How we deal with death, is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?
Sulu: They're closing in on us, Captain! The E-Train! It's coming, sir!
Chekov: Red alert! Red alert!
Kirk: We're out of control -- Rig for collision... They've finished us.
Sulu: Impact with E-train in fifteen seconds...
Scotty: Give the word, Captain.
Kirk: Mr. Scott, the word is given.
Kirk: This is the final voyage of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future.
Kirk: They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man, no one has gone before.
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In Memory of Captain James T. Kirk:
James Tiberius Kirk was arguably the most famous and highly-decorated starship captain in the history of the Federation Starfleet. Over the span of three decades, he commanded the Constitution-class starships USS Enterprise and USS Enterprise-A, serving Federation interests as an explorer, soldier, time-traveler and diplomat.
Awards and Honors:
Palm Leaf of Axanar Peace Mission
Grankite Order of Tactics (Class of Excellence)
Prentares Ribbon of Commendation (Classes First and Second)
Starfleet Medal of Honor
Starfleet Silver Palm (with cluster)
Starfleet Citation for Confrienduous Gallantry
Karagite Order of Heroism
Leonard James Akaar - The Teer of Capella IV bears the name of McCoy and James T. Kirk
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A) - A starship was re-christened in recognition of his service, bearing the registration number of his original command, an honor carried on for generations.
www.memory-alpha.org/en/images/1/12/James _R_Kirk_tombstone.jpg
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Congratulations, Elliott fans! You deserve to win. :)
I remember reading that. It was hilarious and awesome! Thanks for posting it so that those of us who didn't see it can now see it.
I love this! As a trekkie fan and faiithful E train member, I say we join forces on the Enterprise for Elliott forever!. Great post, great sense of humor
What fun!
Cheers to the mighty E train
Thanks for posting tracy! :)
You left out the heading:
Captain's Log. Stardate 7.10.06
That was hilarious, I especially liked the line about the E-Train infiltrating their speakers with Moody's Mood for Love. :D :etrain: