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Title: My Philosophy Of Housecleaning...
Description: A little humor


sharonburr - August 5, 2006 10:50 PM (GMT)
I don't do windows, because I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors, because I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt and then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue).

I don't mind the dust bunnies, because they are very good company. I have named most of them and they agree with everything I syay.

I don't disturb cobwebs, beacue I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean, because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jeolous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden, because I don't want to get in God's way. He is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away, because my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain, because I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron, because I choose to believe them when they say "Permenent Press".

I don't stress much on anything, because "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!

REMEMBER... A clean house is the sign of a broken computer!!

:P

lindagt - August 5, 2006 11:11 PM (GMT)
I love your philosophy! :D But don't use this as an ad for your cleaning service :rotfl:

sharonburr - August 5, 2006 11:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (lindagt @ Aug 5 2006, 06:11 PM)
I love your philosophy! :D But don't use this as an ad for your cleaning service :rotfl:

Actually Linda, the more who actually have this philosophy, the more work I get. There comes a time when a house HAS to be cleaned up and that's when they give Home Beginnnings a call! By that time, it's too far gone for them to tackle. Hehe.

:D

ElliottCat101 - August 6, 2006 06:29 AM (GMT)
:rotfl: Love it!

Berkana - August 11, 2006 01:09 AM (GMT)
I thought that was cute. I wouldn't show that to my mom though! LOL!




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